Do you, like 100 million other Americans, rely on caffeine to make you feel social, productive, and human? Then you need a machine that not only delivers that sweet elixir of alertness and energy, but looks damn fine in your kitchen. Here's your chance to win one.
It'll take less time to enter than it would to passively complain about your lack of stimulants on Twitter. All you have to do is check out the Contest Rules below, head here to take a short survey, email your answer to the last question in the survey to firstname.lastname@example.org with "Bodum Survey" as the subject line, and — like magic! — you'll be entered to win the Bodum Bistro b. over "Pour-Over" coffee maker — a fancy product that's truly at the top of the caffeine-contraption game.
So good luck winning one! You'll never want to take an office nap again.
Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. To enter, head here to take a short survey. (Not working? That means you may have already taken this survey, or one similar; you can still enter the contest by sending the first word of the first survey question to email@example.com. Still not seeing it? You may have an ad blocker turned on.) You can also enter by sending your answer to the survey question (or the first word of the survey) and your contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: Bodum Survey, 210 Elizabeth Street, Third Floor, New York, NY 10012. The contest began on December 23, 2013 at 4:00 PM ET and ends on September 30, 2014 at 11:59 PM ET.