Watch A UCB Comedy Quarterback Fix One Of Game Day's Biggest Problems

We're days away from kickoff, can you feel it? Football fans have taken sides, New England and Seattle fans are beginning to go wild from the anticipation. Real football fans are living, breathing, dreaming the game. Your party is all planned, you've #PreGiorno'ed. You've got your tailgate going, you've inspired your… » 1/26/15 12:00pm Monday 12:00pm

Wear A Hoodie, No Cell Phones, And Other Tips for Time Travelers

This might be the world's biggest understatement, but if you're going to be traveling through time, it's nice to be prepared. Too many stories in the time travel canon don't allow for this sort of preparation, and their characters are weaker for it. When surprise artifact-touching or other external circumstance leads… » 1/23/15 12:00pm Friday 12:00pm

Watch this Coach Lead His Team Of Party Guests To Pizza Domination

We all learn from our mistakes, especially when they result in not having enough delicious pizza. Delivery guys may get stuck in snow, they may get lost — they're in no way immune to the harsh realities of February weather. Plus, there are many other factors that could cause your party experience to be, well,… » 1/23/15 12:00pm Friday 12:00pm

How To Survive Working With Crazies and Jerks

My best friend Emily is an anomaly. She grew up in a healthy, loving household with proper anger/crisis/problem management tactics and dutifully turned into a happy, healthy, fully functioning adult. However, while her Norman Rockwell childhood served her well in most areas of life, it proved to be a hindrance in the… » 1/22/15 12:00pm 1/22/15 12:00pm

Watch UCB Comedy Turn A Big Game Viewing Party Into A Classic Tailgate

There's a divide among sports fans, and it's between those who love the game, and those who love the tailgate. Ok, ok, everyone is there for the Big Game first-and-foremost, but, c'mon, you know that there's at least one person at the party more for the snacks than the kickoff. Painted bodies, ice cold drinks, a corn… » 1/21/15 12:00pm 1/21/15 12:00pm

Just the Tip(s): Sexy Dating Advice for Penises and Vaginas

Like Russian roulette, dating is a deadly game of chance. With luck, you could win a buzzed night of genital fondling in the back of a cab. If you lose however, you could be in for a weird conversation about parkour with a bar mitzvah DJ named Trace (#shudder). Whether you're looking for a serious relash or serious… » 1/20/15 11:59am 1/20/15 11:59am

Here's Why Terry Bradshaw Is One Of Many Reasons To PreGiorno [WATCH]

We're getting closer — you now have less than a week to prepare for the football's biggest day of the year. You've got your flat screen mounted and your living room furniture arranged for optimal placement of butts, you've got that grocery list mapped out. You're ready, and you know you're ready because you're going… » 1/19/15 4:00pm 1/19/15 4:00pm

Which Super-Powers Are Awesome and Which Aren't Worth the Price?

What, exactly, makes a super-ability the best? Is the best power the one that affords you the most opportunities for do-gooderism? Is it the one that makes your life more convenient? Or is the best power the one that's the most fun to show off to your friends? As with anything, it's a matter of opinion — and everyone… » 1/19/15 12:00pm 1/19/15 12:00pm

Future Time Travelers: If You Could Unmake History, Would You?

It's tempting to want change the world, especially when hindsight becomes foresight through time travel, or thoughts of it at least. We all become experts on what should have happened on any given day — everything from having something different for breakfast to changing a major world event. But today, we're asking… » 1/16/15 12:00pm 1/16/15 12:00pm

Lifelong Photography Tips From Samsung’s “What Matters Most” Campaign

If you can look beyond the selfie, which is admittedly not the easiest thing to do, there are countless special moments waiting to be captured with the click of a shutter. From a seagull's graceful flight at sunset to a son's beaming smile, the world is truly a photogenic oyster. » 1/16/15 12:00pm 1/16/15 12:00pm

Label Your Shit and Assume Everyone Is Insane: A Guide to Roommates

Everyone has had a weird roommate (if you haven't, it's safe to assume you were the weird roommate). In college, you were equipped to deal with questionable situations like finding your framed prom picture in your roommate's underwear drawer — which you were perusing for a perfectly valid reason — but at what point… » 1/16/15 11:59am 1/16/15 11:59am

Celebrate PlayStation's 20th Anniversary With These Amazing Game Deals

PlayStation is turning twenty, but unlike most of the lovely people in your life, this is a birthday where you're the one getting all the presents. To celebrate the double decade anniversary, PlayStation Store is offering great deals on tons of titles, all for you. » 1/15/15 4:00pm 1/15/15 4:00pm

Is Humanity Already Playing God With Its Precious Food Supply?

There is no denying that we are in the midst of a global food crisis, and that more than ever, there is a great disparity between the way classes of people are able to feed their families. Is this a natural evolution — an unavoidable result of humanity's occupation of the earth? Or is human kind actually pushing… » 1/15/15 12:00pm 1/15/15 12:00pm

The Type-A Guide to Taking a Spontaneous Vacation

Traveling on the fly might seem daunting if you're the type that makes a 20-page pro/ con list for which swimsuit to pack, but plans spawned from spontaneity often make the best memories. Of course, it's easier to book and travel on the go if you have the right tools at your disposal. Apps like Booking Now, the new… » 1/15/15 12:00pm 1/15/15 12:00pm

Store Your Weed in Your Snatch, and Other Fun Commuter Tips!

Last season on Broad City, Ilana informed Abbi that storing weed in nature's pocket (government name: the vagina) is the safest way to travel on the subway with drugs. This raises all kinds of questions: Is God a woman? (Duh.) What if you're on the rag? (You need something stronger than weed.) What if you don't have a… » 1/14/15 11:59am 1/14/15 11:59am

5 Epic Meltdowns that Will Make You Feel Comparatively Sane 

Look. Life is hard, and you can't always bring your A-game. In fact, sometimes you're going to devolve into a slobbering baby on a rampage for absolutely no reason! But as a probably-average person, you at least have the benefit of avoiding the public eye when having your meltdown. The following people apparently… » 1/13/15 12:00pm 1/13/15 12:00pm